Writing — Ellyn Mendenhall

Writing

Points in Case

Everything I Will Accomplish During My Perfectly Curated Adult Summer

On The Dangerous Rise of Oat Milk, From Almond Milk

The Belladonna Comedy

How To Come Out as Gay if Robin Roberts Is Unavailable For a Sit-Down Interview

Jane Austen’s Wastebasket

You Clearly Didn’t Read ‘The Power Of Positive Thinking’ I Gifted You Last Year

Little Old Lady Comedy

An Open Letter To The Expensive Facial Toner With Literal Rose Petals In It That Has Done Nothing For My Skin

Dear Henry: An Off-The-Record Advice Column For Those Unfortunately Connected to Fascism